So You Think That Was Good Do You?

Good day and welcome to So You Think That Was Good Do You, a podcast where we take a
look back at the films from your childhood and question the absurdity of their universes.
My name is Evan, and as always I'm joined by Sam and Carl, and we'd all bloody love
it if you could recommend this podcast to a friend by our next episode, a bit of homework
for you all for once. How are you doing boys? I could tell that really swung you both the
wrong way. He's changed the seats.
That's it. You've thrown all the marketing bullshit in at the start now. All the call
to action.
Yeah, nobody listens to the end. Even I don't.
It's fine, nobody listens to the start either. I'm good mate, how are you?
Yeah, I'm really good. Yeah, I thought I'd be a proper tide for this, but I've come
up a bit now.
Oh, you find energy when it's your episode, do you? That's good.
That was a very subtle ribbing by Carl for Eragon last week. Well, this wasn't any better
a movie. Let's get out of the way now. But there's a bit more to talk about, I think.
I don't know if I'd go that far. I mean, neither of them are Oscar worthy, worthy. But I don't
know. I'd say this might just barely be Eragon.
Squeak it out.
Unlike Eragon, this one is award winning. We're going up.
Shit, I know what you're going to say.
Well, when we get there, we can quiz Evan.
I should name the movie first, shouldn't I? Well, this week we watched Kangaroo Jack from
2003 starring Anthony Anderson, Jerry O'Connell, Christopher Walken, Michael Shannon, and Estella
Warren.
I mean, it's a solid cast.
Starring Christopher Walken. It's like they paid five dollars for him to do a cameo.
It stars him in the same sense that Eragon starred John Malkovich, in that he's sort
of there, except he's always in the same room. He quite clearly recorded all of his lines
in one go.
And he refused to say egg as well.
Don't remember him saying it.
We're onto it, boys. Illuminati confirmed. Shall we get started with a quick plot synopsis?
This one was provided by ChatGPT again, I believe this time with the request to be funny.
So let's go for it.
I said sprinkle some puns in.
Kangaroo Jack is a hoppy tale about two best buds, Charlie and Lewis, who find themselves
in a sticky situation when they accidentally outfit a wild kangaroo with a stolen jacket
covered in mob money.
The bouncing beast takes off into the outback with the cash, and the guys must hop to it
to catch the mischievous marsupial and retrieve the dough before it hops into the wrong paws.
Hop, hop, hop.
With the help of a sassy animal wrangler, they embark on a wild journey full of unexpected
twists and turns that will leave you jumping with laughter. I suppose that's a pun. Get
ready for a rib tickling adventure down under.
Oh bloody hell, boys. Throw another shrimp on the barbie, eh?
A hell of a lot better than most of the ones that you get from Google. But there's some
random little points in there, as there often are with ChatGPT, that just don't make any
sense.
Is it covered in money? What does that mean?
I don't know, but I love it.
Yeah.
Yeah, thank you for that, Sam. Sam sent that over. Thank you, ChatGPT.
Thank you, ChatGPT.
Yep. Well, shall we get started then?
Let's do.
Well, the movie opens with a big old monologue about Australia. It's rugged, remote, inhospitable
and dangerous, home to over 20 million kangaroos. But one is more elusive and clever than the
rest. His name is Kangaroo Jack. And that's the last time you'll hear anyone call him
Kangaroo Jack in this movie called Kangaroo Jack. We're immediately slingshot halfway
around the world and 20 years back in time to Brooklyn, 1982 to meet our protagonist.
Charlene is not his name. Charlie. Charlie Carbone. I will just read anything I write.
So I'll better remove that. Charlie Carbone. The children, they're on the beach and three
things happened to Charlie that day. His mum falls in love with Sal Maggio, a Brooklyn gangster.
He meets his friend for life, Lewis Brooker, and third, he almost drowns. But Lewis, his
new now best friend, saves him and now he owes him for life.
I got a couple of issues with this opening scene as a what is clearly meant to be, which
I mean, it's unabashedly an exposition dump. He says that it is. They're going back there
establishing plot points like his mum is married to or she's with Sal this gangster, this mobster.
He nearly drowns in the ocean, which as a side point, he's how old would you say he
is at this point? Sort of 10, 11, 12 ish. If at that age, you know that you can't swim
and you just walk straight into the sea and drown, you deserve to die. That's fine.
He's American and someone said, go along. He didn't have a choice then.
Yes. So from that context, Sal's other son, Frankie, who will later be played by Michael
Shannon. I believe so. Yes.
Can never figure out who this character was. He told Charlene to go along and he does.
He goes straight into the ocean and almost drowns.
But yeah, so it's this exposition dump. And then it also sets up. What is his name? Lewis?
Is that right? Yes, I think so. Lewis as the best friend who's into metal detecting.
All of the things that it sets up by way of exposition are completely fucking irrelevant
to any of the plot. None of it has any bearing. I think we're setting up to Lewis being the
guy who will do anything for a dollar. So he just wants money and he will do whatever
is asked of him and won't question it. Well, that also brings us nicely into the
next plot point. We are now many years later. Lewis shows up at Charlie's salon, which he
owns. Sal bought for him, well, for his merm and Charlie runs it.
And his salon is called Hair We Are, but the we is spelt like the French for yes. Oh, you
are. Is that a pun? That doesn't feel like a pun, but it feels like it's trying to be
a pun. Hair Yes Are. It was closer to a pun when it was just We
Hair We Are, Here We Are. Yeah. Yeah. Even that's a fucking shit pun. Who wrote this?
There was, it got me thinking about the fact that where I live, there used to be a hair
salon called Curl Up and Die, which is a great name for a salon, but also a terrible name
for a salon because you would never recommend it. Where'd you get your hair done? Curl Up
and Die. I think that's good. I think there's a lot of good salon puns like that. I appreciate
a good salon pun. This is the point where I should rattle some off, but I can't think
of any now. Well, Lewis shows up at Charlie's Salon.
It's not the LXG episode, mate. And asks Charlie to come out and recover a van with him. That
van's got some stuff in the back and immediately this is sounding a bit illegal to Charlie
and he doesn't want to do it. This is setting up the kind of guy, which Carl has pointed
out already, he'll do anything for a bit of money, regardless of how illegal it is. But
he's using the incident from when they were younger where he saved his life to convince
Charlie to go out on the road with him and go get this van. And so he does, but I'm sure
they're both going to be fine. Cut to them being stopped by the police.
The guy who runs a mob owned salon, who gives 80% of his profits to the mob, who is his
stepfather is the, whatever you say, the leader. For someone like that, he's quite nervy about
doing anything vaguely illegal. Yeah. As he hands over cash and funds the fucking New
York mafia. Yeah, so we're stopped by the police because
the vehicle is stolen and the stuff in the vehicle is stolen. And then there's a high
speed chase. That is just top quality crime work there,
isn't it? If you need to transport stolen goods, transporting them in a stolen van is
a work of fucking genius. But I am convinced these two are some of the stupidest protagonists
that we've had. But I also like that as, as they're trying to escape with the police,
they have a bit of a crash and the back of the van opens up and they just start shitting
TVs out the back and they're the oldest blockiest, shittest TV. Where are these stolen from?
Like charity shops. Even by 2003 standards, these are ancient.
Absolute monsters, just annihilating vans and cars as they fall out the back of the
van. Yeah, so they cause a bit of commotion on
the road as they're trying to get away from the police. And they do seem to get away though,
and that they pull up outside a little inconspicuous warehouse where he was supposed to drop off
those TVs. And lo and behold, whose warehouse is it boys? It's bloody Sal's. They've been
doing a job for Sal this entire time. And as the characters find this out, because Charlie
knows one of the men there, a family friend, the police pop up over the horizon and everything
goes to shit. They're trying to get out of the warehouse and they, what I noted about
this movie in that it's quite similar to Karate Kid is that a lot has happened so far. It's
just fucking going at you. And I would not have been surprised at this point if the shoot
they jumped down to get out of this warehouse just took them straight to Australia.
It would have been convenient if it did, just to cut through what is dense and confusing
and mostly unnecessary plot. And the worst joke in this movie, which is
not far away. But the shoot goes down into the sea, a river,
says, good job, Charlie can swim now. Otherwise it'd be a very short movie.
Yeah, they do. I mean, as they, so they've escaped through this warehouse, pursued by
police, and they kind of bought themselves a little bit of time. The police are just
barely not within eye shot, most definitely within earshot. So as they jump into this
shoot, they scream at the top of their voice exactly where they're going, which is always
a solid plan when pursued by the police. Almost as good as using a stolen vehicle to
steal stolen TV. We got a pattern here going. Lewis is screaming and waffles. The Jack Russell
Terrier is screaming as they go down the little street, forgot about the dog.
Yeah, he brought his dog on the chase. Fuck this movie, man. Anyway, the next scene, Charlie
and Lewis are confronted by Sal because he is not happy at all that his warehouse has
now been raided because they've led the police right there. He's lost loads of money and
loads of his goons have been arrested. It says that it was $4 million worth of art and
probably about $50 worth of TV. So this scene is just Sal berating both these
boys. Lewis is just described as completely useless, always has been. And Charlie is described
as a mouse with chicken blood, which is really visceral and stuck with me when I heard that
again. Triggered something like having watched this as a kid.
He has the best line in this movie though, when he says that Charlie is so incompetent
that if he were a knight back in medieval times, he would have slayed the maiden and
saved the dragon. That is a fantastic point.
Very good. Yeah. And he did it all in a day, mate.
Thank God Christopher Walken is in this movie. Let's hope he sticks around.
Yeah, I was going to say, don't get too used to it.
Sal now orders both the boys to go to Australia with 50 grand and a little brown envelope
and deliver it there. And maybe they can make up from everything that they've fucked up
so far. And Michael Shannon also enters the room at this point, being introduced as Frankie,
which is Sal's son, who will become important again later.
Yeah. I was going to say, we don't know it's 50 grand at this point. It's just an envelope
that he's told he's not allowed to open. Because Lewis, obviously, as soon as it's handed to
him goes, Oh, what's in here? And tries to open the secret envelope.
But when we see Frankie earlier on in the movie, he's played by a teenage boy, just
a bit older than the boy who's playing Charlie. And then fast forward, it's Michael Shannon.
Apparently Robert De Niro was originally considered for that role. I just thought, how would they
make the leap with 14 year old boy to then 60 year old Robert De Niro? How difficult
were the jobs that Sal had him doing?
Was it him or Arnold Schwarzenegger?
In my mind, it was just Michael Shannon on that beach. I'm not aware that it was a younger
boy. I believe you. I'm not saying you're lying, but in my head, it was just Michael
Shannon.
With spots drawn on.
Okay, so I want to just, now that we've mentioned the 50 grand, spoiler alert, but at the end
of the movie, it's revealed what the point of this escapade is. The 50 grand is being
paid to a hitman who, upon receipt of it, is meant to kill them. And they are effectively
paying for their own hit in going to Australia.
It's the smartest part of this movie.
Well, is it? Because the mob is paying a hitman in Australia to kill two people instead of
paying one in America. Or in fact, you're the mob. Fucking do it yourself. You've got
a room full of people, presumably with weapons, willing to kill someone. Why are you spending
50 grand?
And the cost of the plane tickets and the money he must have given them, because Charlie
has none. He's given it all to the mob anyway to hire the plane and hire the trunk
analyzer gun they need later on. So how many TVs does that cost them? Well, I suppose they're
stolen so they're free. So yes, now we're on the plane. Louis, I keep wanting to say
Louis because it's written that way. I'm going to call them Lou. Lou and Charlie are
both now on the plane. And there's some little jokes between them in the seeds. And Charlie
sees some fit bird. Oh, fit bird. I can't say that on a podcast. A gorgeous girl.
And he flirts with her. Gorgeous bit of crumpet. That's what it is in Bulletproof Monk, right?
We'll go with that.
What was his name? Mr. Fucktastic. How can I forget? I don't know if this is important
to note, but Lou gives Charlie a atomic dual buster. And that's only important because
Kangaroo Jack has one later on. And that's only to remind you that he's in this fucking
movie, which is named after him. But this whole plane scene is the most memorable bit
for me. It is awful. It is not funny. When Lou goes into the toilet and he's counting
the cash, that's when he realises it's 50k. And then he calls in Charlie and they're both
allowed to go into the toilet. And it's the whole confusion with the people on the outside
thinking they're talking about green poo, but he's just talking about green money.
Really long. Really, really long. I think I was not maybe entirely paying attention.
I thought they were talking about their dicks when they were saying, look at this. I'm pulling
it and showing, try and touch this. All this stuff that's like, can I hold it? And I completely
lost track of what they were supposedly talking about. I think we've forgotten about the money.
Oh, no, no. I lost the track of what the joke was meant to be. I was like, this has gone
on for so long. But the question is, what did he think it was then that they were transporting
in the little brown envelope full of some sort of paper? His shock when he opens it
up and it's money in the money sized envelope that feels like money is insane. And then
they go into the toilet and they're talking about flushing it away. If the mob ask you
to transport $50,000, don't think about flushing it away when they're already mad at you.
But they had to say that so we would think of poo, Karl, otherwise the joke didn't work.
And what would this movie be without this joke? They come off the plane, they go through
the airport, they're now on a road trip through the outback, they've got themselves a car.
And there's just some real awkward white man rapping from Charlie's doing a little beat
boxing for as they I want to find out as they get off the plane. There's a whole joke there
about how Lou is kind of this gormless. He only knows Australia by the stereotypes. So
he's saying good day to everyone, taking pictures and he's he's really playing up the Australian
stereotypes and the movie is mocking him for that. Cut to the next scene. It's a shot of
a koala bear while man down under plays.
This movie goes heavy on the stereotypes. They're not part of a joke. They just think this is
what Australia is like. Did anybody check if this was actually filmed in Australia?
It was. I genuinely assumed it wasn't because it just looked like the American idea of Australia
is. Yeah. I assume bits like the airport and I think there was a lot of green screen involved
but yeah they did film in Australia for this. I mean there were definitely some real kangaroos
involved. Sure but any of us can get footage of kangaroos Sam. I could go online now. Sure
fair enough. Did you boys listen to the rep that they set up? No. I don't know. I decided
to listen because I don't know why I said that like that. You know I started to listen
to the movie I was watching. But all he says is rolling in the land with deep red sands
are big black men with big black hands. And then that's it. That's the whole rep and
then it just switches back to land down under. That's enough. I did like how they just switched
right back. He just gave up instantly. It was like the rep equivalent of I Spy. He ran out
of things he'd seen. It was just like back to the song on the radio I guess.
So as they're rapping and driving along they aren't particularly paying attention to the road
and they hit something. It's a bloody kangaroo isn't it? It's not just any kangaroo. It's the
titular kangaroo Jack but not yet. He's on the ground. They think he's dead and their first
instinct is to start fucking about with the corpse of a dead animal on the road. The first intention
was to move it off the road so that no other cars would hit it and pay a bit of respect but that
quickly transformed into putting the jacket and the glasses on it and taking some photos with the
aforementioned corpse. With the corpse yeah. At this point this is where it starts to sort of
play out like a stoner movie but minus all the drugs. You know what now you've said that yeah
I can see that. It does feel a bit Harold and Kumar or dude where's my kangaroo. Yeah exactly.
It's just it's that style of comedy but they're both completely sober and they're just assholes.
They're just fucking idiots. They're absolute morons who are very difficult to root for.
Oh for sure yeah you're not on their side throughout this. This was the first scene
where I started to just think they were idiots when I noticed that Lewis doesn't even have
shoelaces in his shoes. Just big old boots no shoelaces falling out of them as he walks around.
I did not notice that. That's fucking idiot. Not what I noticed in this scene. You bring a whole
new level of scrutiny Cole. I love it. Well turns out Jack isn't dead and he hops up kicks Charlie
in the chest and fucks off with the jacket which as we're about to find out has the bloody money
in it. How Charlie survives a kick to the chest by a kangaroo. Oh yeah he is dead now for sure but
that's that kangaroo. That's incredible right for 2003. It looks pretty damn good. I was waiting
for it to be not as good as I remembered and it's far better than I remembered. When you consider
that this is this was made pretty much the same year as those fucking rubber-faced freak things
in Scooby Doo. A great looking kangaroo. Bloody hell yeah. This is the same this is the same year
as the big weird red man in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. That's a hell of a kangaroo. Same year
as the thumb thumbs from Spy Kids. So then Charlie and Lou try to chase down kangaroo Jack in their
car and he's trying to lean out the window to grab the money but they crash into the roof. They don't
even entertain the idea of hitting it again. Maybe I'm a bad person but that would be my first go-to.
When it comes to fifty thousand dollars that was given to you by the mob
I would not think twice about mowing down a kangaroo. I'd kill one kangaroo for that.
Yeah I like that. So they crash into ravine and absolutely tote over a car and they have to walk
the rest of the way to the to the nearest town. I can't remember oh Alice Springs I did write it
down there we go in central Australia and they walk into the first pub they can find and
Charlie proving the absolute legend he is to everybody in Australia downs half a pint of beer
and thoroughly impresses. Before he does that he walks up and down on the bar says the girl behind
the bar two beers. The bar crumpet. Which is something that a 14 year old would say when they
were showing their fake ID posing as an adult. And she knew because she gave him a tiny beer.
He lost a lot of oxygen to his brain when he was under that water.
He's just been kicked in the face by a kangaroo.
That's true. He has been kicked. Maybe that's yeah the concussion coming out.
Functioning on minimal brain cells right now.
Two beers and she hands them two thimblefuls of beer.
Which he downs quite easily and impresses a character who isn't named yet but I'll name
for you it's blue and he'll become I think it was blue right? It was blue. Blue excellent.
That is what you've written down. Yeah that is what I wrote in the
notes I just I was getting sick of learning people's names. I didn't know Jesse's until
the last scene of the movie. Was that the silence of not you knowing who Jesse is?
Well get to her. Whilst Charlie is kicking back with a cold 0.5 Lewis phones Mr. Smith who is
the man he's supposed to be delivering the money to who accuses Lewis of stealing his money and
pretending that it's gotten stolen. Louis has a plan in mind so he leaves Charlie in the pub
and goes out to the Outback Wildlife Foundation for a little bit of help from the people there.
Where he meets the aforementioned Jesse whose nipples you can see twice in this movie and
they're both coming up so that's exciting isn't it? Both the nipples are coming up are they?
Is that one nipple each time or is that both both? Both both. It's the right in this scene
and then later on the left. Please cut this. Absolutely won't. We also get now a little scene
with Kangaroo Jack because again we need to be reminded that he's in the movie and he eats a
red vine. Yeah. That's cool isn't it? It is cool. I did read the this scene and a few other scenes
with the kangaroos. It was shown to kangaroo experts for some reason who were very annoyed
because kangaroos are usually silent animals and in this one he makes a lot of noises. He says
mmm when he eats a red vine and although the kangaroo experts don't like it I know that
favourite of the podcast Frank Welker would be a big fan. Oh. Mainly because he voiced kangaroo
jack. He's back boys. No way. I know you're pulling my leg right now. Oh no he's kangaroo
jack and waffles. Oh my god. And the mad thing because I double as soon as I heard those noises.
Oh yeah. It's got to be. I typed it straight in. I went on IMDB and they've mistakenly listed him
as what what do they list him as? Advisor. They've listed him as an advisor on sound effects and I
thought oh okay so he just gave some guidance to it but no if you go to the end credits yep he is
list he's listed there as um special vocal effects which these vocal effects were pretty fucking
special. Yeah as soon as I heard kangaroo jack I paused went to google and just typed kangaroo
jack Frank Welker. I know those noises. I can hear when a man is stealing a living again.
Um he's beyond friend of the podcast he is messiah of the podcast. He's why we're still
doing it. If Michael Broderick is the reason we all want to stop he's the reason we keep going.
What about Matthew? Michael Matthew can't done it. Oh lord.
Louis here meets Jessie and she describes three elements he needs to to catch kangaroo jack
and they are a tranquilizer gun a plane and a list but we didn't need the third one because
those are the only two things that he goes for. This is because he's the thickest fuck in the world.
When she says you need tranquilizer gun and you need a plane that is one too many things for him.
He is confused and she says you need a list and it turns out that list contains the words tranquilizer
gun and plane. Yeah one thing I found baffling is that he does get a tranquilizer gun. I can
only assume he gets a tranquilizer gun from her given that she's the one working at the wildlife
place so she's at some rehabilitation center or something and she gets some random guy come up to
her saying I want to catch a kangaroo and her reaction is yeah here you go have a tranquilizer.
I mean he got a tranquilizer gun and one tranquilizer dart. That is a man who backs
himself who's just like moving plane with a tranquilizer gun that's barely bigger than a
pistol. One dart that'll do it yeah. Well in his defense the list said plane and tranquilizer gun
and I assume that dart was the only one loaded in there. She did not specify more ammo.
He got the list we can be happy with that. Well he's happy with that because he heads back to
the bar to explain the plan to Charlie and he also says that he's got the the name and the number of
the second best outback pilot in Australia and they give that boy a call. Bloody hell who is it
boys? It's Blue and he's fucked. He's just passed out on the bathroom floor and they've got to get
him ship shape again to get him in the plane. Makes him my transport stare for that but that's fine.
He's fine. Here's the stereotype number 60. Australians are alcoholics and can easily just
get in a vehicle after an hour and everything's okay. They go flying for kangaroo jack. Charlie
who's sold to us as like the more grounded intelligent one of the group is also a fucking
idiot though because I've decided that we two people who've never been up in a biplane shooting
animals but that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna just get a tranquilizer gun and a plane.
He thinks that's a brilliant idea. Why? You were in a car 10 minutes ago and you got within inches
of it. Get a tranquilizer gun in the car. It'll be a far easier shot. Well I mean you'd think that
they need the plane so that they can more quickly scope out the landscape and find the kangaroos
but it takes them all of five minutes. They go over one group of kangaroos and they're like
oh well there's some oh there he is. Well yeah but it'd be a case of there he is even if they
shot him they'd probably just have to go I guess back to the airfield then and then we'll get the
car and come back because we're in a fucking plane. Yeah. We can't stop and pick him up. What do we
do now? Going on from what you said then Carl about them both being done I think that's something
this movie seriously lacks is any straight man. Everyone is just playing to the camera in this
and we're about to get it when there's fucking an hour of fart gags coming up but it's just constant
toilet humour throughout this movie and no one providing any foundation for anything serious.
Not that a movie about a kangaroo that's PG needs anything serious but it'd be nice. They're serious
and then there's three straight minutes of talking about shit in an airplane bathroom.
Well as on top form as these boys are as Louis is aiming with the tranquilizer gun to shoot
down at our boy kangaroo Jack there's a jerk in the plane and he can't see where his dart went
and then he notices that it's in the back of Blue's neck oh that starts working fast on Blue like
he was never sober at all and that plane starts going down. At this point did you start I don't
know if it's just in my head because it's a plane going down in the desert but did you feel there
were some similarities to The Mummy with this like they were trying to achieve like a similar
feel of action adventure because there's a lot of parallels I feel. I don't know if I would say
I don't know where I got the impression I got I was reminded of The Mummy a few times I don't
know if it's because they were just very similar shots yeah but yeah I did get an impression
and that's all I have to say. No no that's all I wanted I was just I wasn't asking for anything
super deep just wanted to know if you felt the same way. Not to not to make any mistake this is
not even on the same plane of existence as that. Right now I'm going to try and bless you with this
because there's a lot of things happening at once but nothing really of note so bear with me here.
Now three things happen all at once Charlie Han and Lou have to walk back to the Outback Wildlife
Foundation which its name might make you think that they care about wildlife but they're only
focused on saving one thing and it only costs two grand to save but fine they hit a sandstorm see
some dingoes nothing really of note happens in that section of the film. Mr Smith is tracking
them both through the different places they've been this is all in intercut he's going to the
bar he's going to the Flying Dingo Air Center which is another fucking stereotype the Flying
Dingo Air Center. Mr Smith is really chasing them on this surely if you're a guy who's been hired by
someone in America and he said you know the money will get to you call him chase after him don't go
after the delivery guys that you're meant to be killing to chase them for some money they don't
have anymore it's just every character's motivation is really confusing and speaking of confusing
motivations who do they run back into? Jesse. Oh oh we do here yes well I just also want to say that
Michael Shannon also now is in Australia Frankie Sal's son yeah he arrives because Mr Smith isn't
getting the job done so he hires an outback guy to help him find Charlie and Lou now we're back
in the desert where Charlie sees a mirage of a car and thinks he's drinking a slurpee that's
actually a rock this is just another dumb little joke for you I suppose. I liked that joke more
than most of the others to give it some tiny amount of credit imagine signing on to an r-rated crime
movie and then then bringing you back to do reshoots to turn it into a PG comedy and just having
to sit and pretend you're in a car drinking a slurpee just thinking I didn't agree to this.
Let's acknowledge that then now. Wait what? Yeah this was originally an r-rated mafia movie
but apparently the studio weren't impressed with the finished product so they just tried to redo
it as a PG I don't know if it's kids film but a PG movie and throw in now I know that an animated
kangaroo so I know they went yeah the um the test viewings that they did everyone was pretty
lukewarm on everything except for the kangaroo so they went much more kangaroo heavy made it a PG
took out some of the violence and uh sort of full frontal nudity apparently I don't know that I
didn't know that they did reshoots I thought that all of this stuff was just in there and they
re-edited it there's no way I need to unpack everything you both just said I'll hit the
reshoots first of course to a fucking reshoot Sam what elements of this movie were in that other
movie r-rated crime movie two what do you mean you jacked up the kangaroos there's like three
minutes of kangaroos in this fucking movie where kangaroo is 50% of the fucking title when it was
a rated r um when it was a rated r crime movie it didn't have a rapping kangaroo surprisingly
that came later yes I'm aware they added that surely all of it was reshoots there's nothing
in this which even slightly denotes apart from the fact they're running from the mob that this
would have ever have been a serious crime movie it's uh it wasn't called kangaroo jacket when it
was the r-rated cut was it called down and down under down and under down and under I'm not
contesting that they didn't have the kangaroos in for this yeah I believe that I get that you
don't see an extra little there weren't many kangaroos and then they added kangaroos
I just want to point out this is a barely substantiated this is from a slightly shit
website that had an article on this on the reshoots and all of that stuff it's right okay
apparently no this is only one the reshoot the um the original cut was definitely a thing there's
plenty of information about that but there was only one place that I saw that mentioned that
jerry o'connell did hang dong in the original yeah I think that's an imdb as well well that
would have been the plane scene wouldn't it there was actually no money that would have had to be
dubbed over that's insane so charlie's just seen a mirage of a car uh but he he thinks he's over
that now he's feeling a little bit better but then immediately he thinks he sees a mirage of a sexy
lady but he just wants to enjoy this one and in line with the kind of a character you know him
to be at this point he just grabs her tits yeah yeah but he earlier in the movie when they first
arrived in australia he's moping about feeling sorry for himself because he's never going to
find the right woman and then we finally see him interact with a woman and he just starts
breathing like beavis and butt head and then just grabs her by the tits that's probably probably
where you've been going wrong all this time charlie to be honest just can't find the right
woman they keep getting restraining orders against me his excuse for himself is that he thought it
was a mirage and he just wanted a happy little delusion yeah happy little porny delusion for
himself but this isn't wildly different from how he acts with her later on when he catches her
bathing yeah no no no i'm coming in i'm stripping off i'm coming in deal with it he's a brave guy
though right i mean i've checked estella warren's wikipedia page and she has an entire section
devoted to arrests he's a brave man really i'd never heard of him she knocks him out she punches
him and knocks him knocks him out in the next scene worse could have happened jesus well you're right
yes she she knocks him out and here we see kangaroo jack again but in the hallucination of charlie
and this time kangaroo jack's dancing and rapping i suppose this is one of the reshoots
um he's a more serious kangaroo in the original cut he just he was still there he just did a more
explicit rap in the original damn i wish i could remember that rap from the beginning oh
oh oh this is also terrifying because charlie sees kangaroo versions of sal
lu oh and it's also kangaroo jack and they're all shouting chicken blood at him but in like the
rhythmic nature of like a satanic rant it would be horrible and still incredible looking cgi
kangaroos pretty damn good why do they all look so good even louis's kangaroo is fair it all looks
so good i do every every second obviously as we've said they added in all of the cgi kangaroo stuff
to make it more kid friendly holy fuck i hated it hated every second that that thing was talking
you didn't oh oh yeah you didn't enjoy break dancing kangaroos i know i'm not the target
audience but i still have to make the point that i hated that this was the point where he had a
jacket covered in money wait sam have you not seen this before no oh this is my first time
we subject you to some shit yes there'll be some nostalgia for you but no just me and carl i'm so
sorry bud in the meantime mr smith is interrogating the the pilot from the crashed plane to learn
where charlie and louis's went and he's just letting you know he's still hot on their trail
charlie at this point as well convinces jesse yeah jesse to help them find kangaroo jack for a sweet
two thousand dollars which he can't ever have meant to give her surely this whole thing is
about getting that money back to give to the mob no he was lying he's come back round they're at
camp on a night he's come back round after she knocked him out yes and yeah he offers her this
two thousand dollars but he wants to start right now but she being the animal expert says that
nine out of the ten deadliest snakes are in australia and they all come out at night i've
done my research boys three out of the ten deadliest snakes live in australia and they all come out
during the fucking day fucking liar and an idiot and she the only okay let's just point out the
only evidence that we have that she's an animal expert is that she had two little ratty things
in a cage she had these two she is an absolute liar she had these two bilbies in a cage and
bilbies that's what they were he's offered two thousand dollars towards her bringing the
population back within that area i imagine that population was fine and then she kept just letting
them out during the day saying get them out now before the snakes come out at night and then they
all just kept getting fucking eaten yeah definitely the fucking idiot by the way now she's down to
the last two she's really keen for this two grand to fund their uh reintroduction what's that two
grand going towards now just leaving them in a cage and watching them fuck what are you hoping
to do with the money filling dollar bills on them like a stripper go go go get them in the mood well
now it's daytime again well no she because she does um so he does convince her to help yeah yeah
incidentally and she says okay well there's uh there's this i don't know what she calls it i
think she says a spring a spring there's she says there's a spring where all of the kangaroos will
go to this time of year it's the dry season why did you tell them to get a tranquilizer gun and
a plane before if you knew about this it didn't fit on the list she's got no agenda she's just
doing whatever she feels like in the moment she doesn't work for the outback place she she trapped
those bilbies they're probably not even endangered she was just hanging about for this guy she gave
a tranquilizer gun now she's like yeah let's go to the spring we don't know this woman's qualifications
and it does seem she is making it up as she goes so now the next day they make the camel ride
to a spring that tam just mentioned that they believe kangaroo jack will visit and it's just
five minutes of camel farts and some of loo fart and we're there sam the award-winning kangaroo
jack this is the scene that won its award forever do you know what the award was is it a razzie for
it is the kid's choice award favorite fart in a movie 2004 and this was this was an award that
ran for two years 2003 2004 and we have covered the other movie that won it the year before
can you guess what it was hold on oh my god didn't we talk about this did we i can't remember if we
mentioned this when we covered the movie because i just remember talking about it annoyingly i
don't remember what the movie was we might have done the frighteners or something oh my god
i have a good guess wait no no 2003 is it a film that came out that year or is it just in general
i think i've told you enough ever okay okay okay then it's gotta be spy kids scooby-doo
damn it that was my god that makes sense because this came out oh god no yes of course it was the
big fart next year yes oh i can't believe we missed that bit of trivia when we did that film
assuming we did and we haven't just all forgotten i mean either option sounds like something we
would do so it's hard to say well we're at the bloody spring and we get a bolo making montage
i mean i knew what a bolo was but they had tranquilizer guns at first i don't know why
this isn't the choice because they had one dot they've used their tranquilizer dot and
cross that off the list the the fucking outback expert is making it up as she goes along and they
arrive and that's the point where they go so are we gonna catch him then and then she's yeah bolo
i guess two two tiny watermelons on a rope as far as i don't know what they are i mean they're
definitely not watermelons but they are a little yeah two weights attached to a rope in the middle
that wraps around and to top this off the gang need to mask their scent and their appearance
because kangaroos can recognize humans and their scent and they take off all their clothes and
cover them i say cover themselves they put a little bit of paint on themselves and that's enough to
to trick kangaroo jack who at the beginning of the film was described as the most intelligent
kangaroo there is so this must work i mean he's described he's described as the most intelligent
kangaroo there is by the stupidest man on earth so that's true i forgot he was narrating
this is just the one kangaroo that kicked him and he thinks he could have all the rest
just as they're about to snag kangaroo jack lewis scares him off because he's got some ants in his
pants right back in stuff and now we get to the scene boys the one we've all been waiting for
jesse takes a bath in the spring and charlie joins her first instance of nipples we see this
and that's it that's all i have well i this is i all i've got in my notes for this scene is all
caps who is this movie for and now that we know that it was originally uh had a older age rating
maybe it makes a little more sense but it's just sitting after however many minutes of fart jokes
and now it cuts to this weird sort of awkward sexy romance scene so awkward but oh so awkward
as he first arrives before it gets extra awkward she does say to him if you come near me i will
kill you this man needs to read her wikipedia page he's gonna get hurt that's a quote
but yeah lewis shows up and ruins that ruins the moment by cannonballing into the water thank
fuck there's not a scene i want to save his life again to 32 year old around adults acting like
14 year old kids having their first kiss yeah well horrible maybe it's worth knowing that usually
we we reach this point in a movie because we usually we're always watching these kids movies
and in them usually it's two kids kissing and we're like well this isn't for us this is not for us
thank you in this case it's this is not for kids why was i allowed to watch this well these people
at our age and i'm still thinking this isn't for me this is not for me she will kill you
well this is the point where mr smith the man who's wants his money back from these bloody
idiots catches up to them all accuses them again of seeing his money doesn't believe for a second
that the kangaroo stole it from them but then just rifles through their bags and finds the
picture they luckily took with the corpse of the kangaroo which he turned out to be alive to be
fair and he tells jesse keep forgetting her name to go with him and take him to where kangaroo jack
is to find that money and his two little minions drag off charlie and louis into the desert and
is told to make their deaths look natural i don't get about mr smith is the effort that he's going
to when he doesn't have the money yet that if you're paid to kill someone might as well wait to
have the money before you start driving all over the country to find them to kill them to get your
money you either get it and kill them or you don't get paid and you don't need to kill them you
haven't had to kill now he's hired more people he's now splitting this 50 000 with two other people
this is becoming a pretty shit paying job car hire again he's just a contractor goons camels
who's unpaid who's now doing the same job he was hired for for free he's doing it for the love of
the game at this point i don't know where his motivation comes from i just love killing here i
go killing again um well harking back to something one of you said at the beginning of this podcast
um this episode rather about uh i think you said it about louis not knowing why he had the meta
detector and that not being important for the rest of the movie well i felt equally about that
being the case for charlie because they make every other aspect of the film yeah make it a big deal
about him uh being at like a hairdresser and it comes up several times down i forgot to say
how is it relevant except for this scene this scene where they awkwardly jam in that the reason
they can get out of the ropes is because for some fucking mad reason this guy has scissors tucked
down the back of his jeans case someone needed a quick trim during his trip around australia
and also this the scene straight afterwards right where he confronts mr smith they've both got guns
on each other yeah and uh he says what's your job says my hairdresser and so he lowers the gun
what why why did that happen i don't know i guess he felt so brave for for saying that when it's
embarrassing that it's not like the movie was doing a bit of a nudge in a wink and i didn't know what
it was nudging me about it's funny because he's a hairdresser and men shouldn't be hairdressers and
straight there's a lot of that sort of thing in this movie yeah yeah yeah we've we've skipped it
because i couldn't be asked with the conversation of people being called women or charlie being
called a woman and queer and a pansy and it's just yeah i didn't realize we were still doing
that shit in movies so recently until we did this end evolution we say so recently 20 years ago 20
years ago yeah i still feel that feels too recent for some of the shit in here well he uses the
he uses the scissors to cut him and louis loose and louis gives off some lark about being a pitcher
in little league i don't know and that distracts them with both the guys on the camels and fucking
charlie goes around the other side and grabs the gun that sam's just mentioned and now those guys
are dealt with i don't know where they go i assume they shot them and left them in the desert because
either way they're dead because the heat at least mr smith doesn't have to split that 50 000 anymore
yeah you might make a bit of profit out of this anyway himself at the minute but the plot stops
here because we get another kangaroo jack shot to remind us he's in the movie where he eats one of
the jawbreakers and they're spicy remember that because it might be important in a second back to
the movie louis and charlie catch up to mr smith they hold some guns in they they rescue jesse
but then frank lombardo michael shannon turns up now he's got a gun they're all pointing it at
mr smith it's not really a showdown it feels like they've all won he tells charlie to put the gun
down puts it down and then best part of the movie frankie turns the gun on charlie and you think
fucking finally these cunts are going to be dead not quite yet kangaroo jack shows up here now
distracts everyone because he's hot he's hopping about now now and they escape frank needed to get
in the booth and picture kangaroo eating a spicy gobstopper can you do that for me got it
this is why you pay the big bucks frank no frank you're doing you're doing pig again
no no that's waffles the dog again kangaroo eating a spicy gobstopper
pay that man i can't fucking believe it's him i'm so happy about that now kangaroo for me
it's just amazing i was so happy when i saw the credit so they get away uh that is charlie louis
and jesse they're in a car they're chasing down kangaroo jack to get the money back to pay off
frankie but frankie's chasing them down in the car they're chasing kangaroo jack on camels frankie
crashes his car not very important he's going to be fine in a second and they chase kangaroo jack
right up to the precipice of a cliff both charlie and jesse give up it looks too dangerous but louis
push into the limit he's reaching into jack kangaroo jack's pocket well he's taking dollar bills
off of kangaroo jack's jacket yeah stuffing them in his own pocket he does get all the money but
he comes too close to the cliff the camel stops suddenly and he goes bounding over oh i've just
referenced an australian meme by accident um have you i'm gonna send that to you afterwards for
context yes okay and this is where we need to rewind just a little because there was a scene
sorry i forgot about which bugged me so much at the time where they're all being held at gunpoint
but jesse says that they're the only ones that can help catch kangaroo jack and get the money back
and then when frankie agrees to this charlie tries to thank her and she says i didn't do it for you
who the fuck she'd do it for then can't we approve the kangaroo doesn't know what she's doing or why
or when she's just making decisions in the fucking moment i'm doing it for the bilbies
who are you doing it for what you want about i mean i assume it's because the gun was also on her
but then does she think that this will save her prevent them from killing her i don't know she
doesn't know me she's just staying in the dark she's just hoping to hold on till night time and
distract everyone because then all those snakes will be about all those cold-blooded snakes coming
out at night oh fuck yeah good point yeah um so louis is hanging over the edge of the cliff
and charlie uses all of his hairdressing skills to fashion a rope type thing out of two belts
and manages to get him up onto the cliff now they're even frankie catches up to them he revealed
fucking great twist i know we mentioned it earlier but this is actually great that you're taking the
money for your own killing i think is amazing it's just in a shit movie they're shocked obviously
but then as in every other time in the movie where something needs to happen and nobody can
write anything to figure that out the cops turn up for no reason at all and arrest well they they
try to arrest frankie but charlie boy uses those sick bono skills the cops rise up in a helicopter
from below the cliff that we were just looking down there was yeah the cops were presumably
hiding behind a little rock in their helicopter their incredibly quiet helicopter by the way
hiding behind some little rocky outcrop watching louis hanging off the edge desperately by a
a couple of belts strapped together go like do do we go and help no no no no no no give it a minute
dramatic reveal plot's still happening yeah also when um when louis is being pulled up or when he's
you know hanging there for his life i did love that when he finally gets grip on the belt and he
manages to hoist himself up or you know what's his name helps him up the camera cuts and there's
clearly footholds all the way up the side he's standing on one he's completely fine he could have
stood there easy a few minutes longer at least well frankie is arrested by the police after charlie
bolos him he's in the back of the van he's off with them there's a heartwarming little friendship
chat between charlie and louis you boys don't want to talk about that too i mean i think we
discover that charlie has been wanting to kill himself for a while but and we're meant to be
happy about this you saved my life every day louis if you weren't there me i'd be gone probably in
the original cut of that movie yeah in the original cut he pulls louis up and jumps down
onto the helicopter rotor blades it would have been much better and after this there's just a
bunch of fucking shit scenes with charlie lives in kangaroo jack with some grass he gets back the
lucky jacket and gives it back to to louis explaining that it was lucky all along because
if they hadn't lost the jacket they would have been killed and then kangaroo jack's got a son
and he kicks him in the chest and i don't know if it's setting up a fucking sequel probably
and all of a sudden even though it feels like the movie should have ended we get another little bit
where it's a year in the future and charlie is rich for some reason he turned 50 000 into
fucking mega yacht money he's with the fit psycho and his mate also lives on the boat what is this
so yeah they've become millionaires because a berry they discovered apparently whilst they
were out in australia they've now started using in their own shampoo brand because charlie's a
hairdresser it all comes together but i do feel like yes the script for this part of the movie
every other line was just and they laughed and laughed yeah everything is just i've got the
numbers dear oh i do love numbers and then louis shows up with his waterproof moose maybe they're
all dead that was it didn't feel real they're all in the helicopter blades charlie took that final
kangaroo kick to the head he's got one brain cell left he's staring at a wall in a home somewhere
every now and again going oh how good would that be if this whole movie was exactly the same but
then it cuts and he's there with a bandage around his head sitting in a ward kangaroo
footprint inside of his head asking the nurse how nice these berries smell every now and again saying
just staring at a blank wall i do like numbers just writing random numbers on a piece of paper
um yes and for all of you keeping count uh this is the second time you see jesse's nipples
uh although with the the shade of her wikipedia page i'm somewhat um more disappointed now i
didn't know she was fucking mad yeah and um yeah we discover that with the shampoo brand it zooms
out they've got a yacht and the shampoo brand is a kangaroo inside a circle logo which is a real
shampoo brand yeah that does it we just watch an advert
did we watch an hour and a half advert for ozzy shampoo
i actually prefer that if that's the case i like it more than your dark ending and definitely more
than this movie and you might think that it's over because that mad bit just happened but now we get
eight fucking outros of kangaroo jack just improvising at the camera i have nothing to
say about this other than i fucking hated it yeah i mean the fact that so much of this was
thrown in and yet the actor didn't want to be credited with the voice tells you how bad it was
yeah by the way the voice was not frank welker oh yeah the actual australian voice you can't do human
you can't say words it sounded familiar to me but um i couldn't place it well anyway that's the
fucking movie done i do have a little bit of trivia for you boys adam garcia oh okay
i'd have a bit of trivia for you boys apparently this movie was originally pitched to have
nicolas cage playing charlie and chris farley that that rhymes too much that hurt playing lewis
which wow i do wonder if anyone told the people pitching that idea that chris farley died in 1997
either they didn't know that or this movie was bouncing around for so long waiting for someone
to make it 90s kangaroo jack with nicolas cage i'd be open for the 20 year time leap is already a
bit dodged but with those two and uh even more questionable was this is this an existing ip
before this movie is kangaroo jack like some character okay all right because there's a
sequel which is all animated and that's usually the reason for that but i guess not i mean the
reason is nobody would appear in a sequel to kangaroo jack yeah that's fair do we know how
much money this movie cost because i've been trying to tally it up because they they went
actually went to australia when they absolutely didn't have to the cgi must have cost a lot
because it does look good for the the time um the reshoots those are expensive so oh yes
in lightness call 60 million dollars okay that's not as much as i thought it was going to be how
much did it make 89 so it didn't even make its money back okay and um if you're applying the
mr sunday rules there where you double it for marketing oh you mean the our podcast rules right
yes so we've stolen everything else we'll steal that too yeah right it's time for some blue
trivia and i'll wait green trivia damn it and this movie was actually sued for its marketing
campaign because they included the animated singing dancing kangaroo in the trailers and
then a bunch of people took their kids to see it thinking it was a kid's movie with a talking
kangaroo it sounds like it's just that one scene oh yeah if you watch the trailers you can tell
that they tried to swivel it around and because they recut it all of the kangaroo content makes
it into the trailers and fuck all else goes in there and they move some voice lines around to
make it seem like the kangaroo talks a lot more than it does make it seem like it's about an
kind of anthropomorphics talking fun kangaroo when in reality as we found out it's just a kangaroo
there's a lot of shots of kangaroos but there's not a lot of kangaroo jack in this movie apart
from at the end there were they jam a load of them in there the rules on what could be included in
trailers was changed because of the trailer of kangaroo jack oh that's good how misleading it
was very good well very good i'll lead us nicely into some bad reviews if you've got any for us
sir i've got a couple of them uh i did have three but one of them was the uh fact about the kids
choice award for the favorite fart in a movie of 2004 so that's okay that one out we got two here
first on written by arn gives it i think it was one star i saw this because i'm watching every
walk-in film a few years ago i was diagnosed with a skin problem that was later confirmed
via tests to the mrsa in order to stop it from spreading the doctor cut my leg open with a
scalpel on local anesthetic he removed a chunk of flesh then dug out the area underneath which
didn't feel numb from my perspective they packed the wound with cotton ball to make sure it healed
from the base of the wound not the top it's the most pain i've ever felt in my life the sheer
number of nerves and sensory pain is overwhelming it's the kind of pain so intense that crying
isn't an option it hurts too much to cry you spend all your energy just dealing with the agony
i'm sure there are a few more painful things to deal with in life but for me that tops it to date
every time i feel down i remember that moment that picked me back up because no matter how
bad the current moment is at least the pain isn't excruciating kangaroo jack was worse
i knew it was coming the whole time but it was still beautiful oh god you can hear me kind of
cracking a little bit at the end i couldn't keep it together for that oh that's excellent that gets
that's a dark one you might have to shorten that down i don't know up to you i loved it i loved
it staying in there you go and the next one we got open quotations kangaroo jack is a real kick in
the pants it's a poorly executed film with a plot that's full of holes and characters that are as
hollow as a kangaroo's pouch the animation is as stiff as a boomerang and the humor is as dry as
the outback the film tries to be a fun-filled adventure but misses the mark by a mile the jokes
are as stale as a three as a three-day-old vegemite sandwich and the accents are enough to make you
say g'day i'm out of here i feel like that might be an ai generated one this film is a real leap
in the wrong direction and i wouldn't recommend it to anyone it's a kangaroo rotten experience
that's best avoided and that was left by chat gbt just before we started recording
i tried to write an an angry review but put puns in
that was fantastic that was fucking perfect yeah oh is it time for the question thank you oh i think
it is so let me compose myself so evan you think that was you think that was good do you do you
god we're so good at being in sync i'll tell you what when i put on the movie on my lunch today
i was quite excited i was taken back because this was a favorite film of mine when i was a child and
i felt that nostalgia i've not really had it for ones we've watched so far it's the first time i've
really felt that i was taken back and then i paused it i came back after work and i watched
the rest of it and then i felt the child in me die again as it did when i became an adult and learned
how horrific life was because this movie treats you to that same fucking experience it was bad
not fun the jokes aren't good there's not really any notable performances in it because even the
people i want to see stretch their legs chris always in it for two minutes and michael shannon
is just a guy from brooklyn who is also in the mob otherwise it was nice to see him i would not
recommend this movie and i am fucking eternally sorry for doing this to us
carl that's like you i'd seen this before and i remembered this being
a great movie i had this on dvd and i remember i saw this quite a few times and watching it this
time i was sat thinking why did i watch this so many times until we got to the scene where
she's showering in the spring and i remembered that i was 12 years old and and now i'm ashamed
of myself but yeah i just don't be that's the only good bit going back and watching it again
you just who who are you meant to root for you can't you don't root for mr smith trying to kill
people you don't root for the mob but i also do not give a shit if america's stupidest people get
themselves killed i'm rooting for frank welker that's who i'm rooting for oh yes well every time
he gets a paycheck that's what i am rooting for every unearned paycheck should we switch to a
frank welker podcast just do his films we basically are already true yeah he's absolutely our most
seen actor well never seen i don't know what he looks like never seen never heard never said a
word i wanted to add him on twitter because i thought oh you know not everyone's gonna know
who he is maybe he's one of those that responds he had one tweet it was just his name is frank
welker and he never tweeted again so no point sorry sam what the fuck did you think of this
buddy his twitter is staying true to his acting career he can't tweet noises he made one tweet
and then he was done oh oh the nuance to it beautiful oh it's a shame i'm not gonna have
much i'm not gonna have much uh to add to this that you two haven't said but yeah this was my
first time watching this i wish i'd gone without ever watching this every every part of it was
it started off with the kangaroo and it was annoying and i was like this is shit and then
it cut to the past and i was like oh fuck these people this is annoying do something else then it
cuts to something else and it was more annoying than the last thing repeat you know ad nauseam
until the end of the film where it ends with the most annoying part oh yeah it's not a good note
and then you get the grand finale which is seeing that lovely name in the credits frank welker
that is beautiful that that's brightened my day that absolutely left and nobody else did
so yeah no didn't enjoy it and just to add on but to what you were saying there's nothing endearing
about kangaroo jack either he's supposed to be a lovable character that we want to see a franchise
of and just nothing i know it's a kids movie and i'm writing on a kid's character here but
i just didn't feel anything for him we've complimented enough kids films that we're
not just hating it because it's not for us true very true well if that's everything boys yep they
nodded yes thank you all for listening and thank you boys for joining me please leave us a five
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next week when depending on whether or not we finally get rid of coal it'll either be the tuxedo
2002 or arachnophobia 1990 until then you can't name a movie kangaroo jack if kangaroo jack is
only in one percent of the movie and goodbye and if his name isn't kangaroo jack no what we didn't
even mention that what do i call him jackie legs something like that yeah some dumb shit
fuck man this has got to go into the outro you