All Episodes
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The Ring (2002)
Well well well, Spoopy Season is upon us once again and we begin a 9 week attempt to make Jonny cry starting with The Ring (2002): a 2 hour white-knuckle adventure of ...
Goosebumps: Piano Lessons Can Be Murder (1995)
Young Jerry has everything you need for a classic Goosebumps tale; a haunted piano, an overactive imagination, and beautiful hands. This titillating trifecta draws the...
Batman (1989)
A damaged and deranged madman is on the loose and the people of Gotham aren't safe! Luckily, they get a bit of a reprieve when he has to fight the Joker for a bit. It'...
Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
The cream-of-the-top Sheriff of Prosperity must solve her toughest case yet: the case of whether or not spiders have heads. Meanwhile, Chris McCormick returns from his...
Blade (1998)
The titular Blade (1998) learns Los Angeles' darkest secret, its entire butcher population is also its entire vampire population. Now Blade must complete his most impo...
Mission to Mars (2000) {Ft. Knighty}
After Luke Graham becomes the lone survivor of the Martian Space Tornado Security System™, Jim, Woody, and Terri must make the Mission to Mars (2000) to save him. Litt...
Dog Soldiers (2002)
Dog Soldiers (2002) is primarily a film about trying to say something cool before you die, but there's also a quirky subplot where a group of soldiers must survive the...
The Witches (1990)
In The Witches (1990), a coven of reality-bending witches is unable to decimate a simple mouse-boy called Jake. Even the Grand High Witch, who is able to disintegrate ...
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
Britain's horniest man, Austin Powers, makes his debut as the international man of mystery. His mission: to convince us that this movie definitely has a plot, even tho...
Home Alone (1990)
Budding psychopath, Kevin McCallister, uses his Christmas wish to make his family disappear in time for the holidays. Now he's Home Alone, festivities are to include t...
Goosebumps: Phantom of the Auditorium
Having mastered the "palms-out" school of acting, Brooke is cast in her school's rendition of Phantom of the Opera. Unfortunately for Brooke and her friends, there's a...
Goosebumps: Welcome to Camp Nightmare (1995)
We continue our journey into discovering whether Goosebumps was really as goose as we bumps it was. We take a trip on a bus, to a forbidden bunk, in an isolated camp, ...
Hook (1991)
The Lost Boys have taken over Neverland! That's right, it's the first ever Sam and Carl episode as we are joined by special guests: Sam's Squeaky Chair, Sam's Creaky M...
Goosebumps: The Girl Who Cried Monster (1995)
Lucy, who’s definitely just a normal girl, discovers the local librarian to be a monster. Determined to prove she isn’t just crying monster again, she purposefully for...
Goosebumps: The Cukoo Clock of Doom (1995)
Certified krej, Michael, resorts to tampering with the space-time continuum to rid himself of that well deserved title and his prank-loving little sister, Tera.Music b...
Tron (1982)
This is the hardest episode description I've ever had to write, because this movie was completely devoid of anything interesting. The most notable thing about this is ...
Goosebumps: The Haunted Mask (1995)
In the late 18th century, there was a town sustained solely by the bullying of one worm-loving-girl, Carly-Beth. Determined on leveling the playing field, Carly-Beth s...
Super Mario Bros. (1993) {Ft. Pantile}
Mario, Luigi, Daisy and Daniella (?) cross into dinotown/koopaville to stop King Koopa from merging it with the overworld. With three clicks of their red rocket boots,...
Babe (1995) {Ft. Pantile & Harry}
Babe (1995) is the tale of a pig-turned-sheepdog who does everything in his power to convince the World that gentle farmer, Arthur Hoggett, has lost his mind. With a f...
50 First Dates (2004)
Womanizer and mum-dressed-man, Henry Roth, takes full advantage of Forgetful Lucy's clinically diagnosed brain mash disorder to stimulate fifty different ways for him ...
The 13th Warrior (1999)
Break out your finest washing & snotting bowl to celebrate the return of Sam and Carl in an episode we hope is to your liking as we go hiking with a group of Vikings a...
Tremors (1990) {Ft. Pantile}
Jack the Digger plagues all 11 residents of the City of Perfection, no one is safe from a man (and/or a worm) that can dig 6 foot deep holes and plop you right in ther...
Flubber (1997) {Ft. Blockblunders}
Barry Walsh and Pat Sunderland, of the outrageously funny Blockblunders, join me in scrutinizing the scientific method of one Dr Phillip Brainard in Flubber (1997). Wi...
Human Traffic (1999) {Ft. Oeufwurger}
Oeufwurger joins me for a monumental session where we discuss the 1999 cult classic Human Traffic. Will we ever find any plot, character development, or motivations? N...
Lake Placid (1999) {Ft. Pantile}
What weighs approximately the same as Jonny's van (with him in it), 2 Smart cars, 10 corner sofas, 19 Bill Pullmans, or 3783 cans of Stella Artois? No, it's not a bear...
2 Bad 2 Reviewrious {Ft. Pantile}
We're back and we're all the way up in your ear holes with the sequel to our Bad Reviews Special; 2 Bad 2 Reviewrious. I (Evan) will face off against Pantile (Jonny) i...
Arachnophobia (1990) {Ft. Pantile}
The spiderpocalypse has come, so it's time to liquidate your assets and invest everything into wine! This week we've been caught in the wicked web of Arachnophobia (19...
The Tuxedo (2002)
No need to pinch yourself, this isn't another wet dream, we really are covering the 2002 Jackie Chan classic 'The Tuxedo'! So pop a bag over your head and get ready to...
Kangaroo Jack (2003)
Witness us go hopping mad as we endure the cinematic queef that is Kangaroo Jack (2003). Don't tell Estella Warren we said that, her Rapsheetipedia page is longer than...
Eragon (2006)
A long, long couple of years ago in the land of Ale-galaxy far, far away...did you know there used to be dragon riders?!! We join farm boy Eragon Skywalker as he vent...
